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Kinking Sasunaru- the meme

Sep 28, 2019 20:26

Like Sasunaru/Narusasu? Like memes? Love kinks?

Well, here is a place to play with your favorite shinobi. Anonymous posters will request a kink on the main meme entry, and it is up to the viewership to complete those requests. The most important rule here is to have some kinky fun~!

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Growing a Garden/Relationship anonymous September 29 2009, 00:38:42 UTC

kink: According to wikia, Naruto likes to garden. I want something to do with this strange factoid about the boy.
minor: sasunaru

I'm sorry, it's probably nothing like what you wanted... zelly_21 September 30 2009, 03:44:09 UTC

All of the young genin in Konoha had their own morning routine. No two ninja had the same morning habits, but there were some overlaps between certain of their number. In the older clans, the overlap was that most of them, whether by choice or by (family) law, at least a few minute's meditation wiggled its way into the schedule ( ... )

Re: I'm sorry, it's probably nothing like what you wanted... zelly_21 September 30 2009, 03:44:35 UTC

"Oh~? So you didn't make Naruto onigiri to thank him for that lovely, thoughtful present he left you this morning? How cold, Sasuke, to snub your boyfriend like that~!" the jonin admonished, one visible eye curled mockingly at Sasuke.
"What?! Naruto! Since when are you and Sasuke- S-sasuke-"
"Ack, Sakura, it's not what you think! Kakashi's a perv-"
"Kakashi! Take it back, you stupid, useless jonin-"
"Denial's not just a river in Egypt, you two~"
---
Meanwhile, back in the "spooky" Uchiha district, a bright green bamboo in a plain brown pot stood tall and proud in the windowsill of the main house, a bright orange card stuck in its dirt:
TEME -
STOP BEING SUCH A LONELY, DUSTY WEED.
- YOUR FUTURE HOKAGE

Re: I'm sorry, it's probably nothing like what you wanted... zelly_21 September 30 2009, 03:48:50 UTC

::facepalm:: So much for anonymous.

Anyway, totally unbeta'd, haven't written in forever, etc., etc. I don't know if this makes much sense, but my personal head-canon has always had Naruto surrounded by plants in his apartment and his singing (badly) and talking and stuff to them. Your prompt made me think that maybe it's like meditation for him (sorry, I've been buried in st_kink for a month now and I've got Vulcans on the brain). The rest of this train wreck followed.

Hopefully you'll at least enjoy silly Team Kakashi middle-schooler antics.

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femSasu anonymous September 29 2009, 03:16:07 UTC

kinks: Sasuke as a female (but with no name change, please). Sex included, with Naruto taking the initiative and Sasuke being embarrassed and awkward.
minor: Reasons for Sasuke's embarrassment could be that she's not very experienced of that she's on her period. :x Props for prolonged foreplay, shameless Naruto, and teasing.

Re: femSasu anonymous October 5 2009, 16:46:44 UTC

Oh, I'd really like to write something about this! But it definitely wouldn't be due to Sasuke's time of the month. Lol. However... I've never written a Naruto fanfiction, let alone a SasuNaru/NaruSasu one, but I think it's about time I try. If I get around to it, I hope it doesn't end in epic failure. XD But yeah, there aren't enough stories out there with one of the two being female.

Re: femSasu anonymous October 5 2009, 21:29:41 UTC

I would love you forever if you made an attempt. <3 And the reason doesn't really matter -- I was just throwing ideas out.

NaruSasu anonymous September 29 2009, 04:13:44 UTC

Kinks: Naruto brings Sasuke to the point of orgasm without touching him at all (while Sasuke keeps denying to himself that he isn't turned on by dirty talk, watching Naruto jerk off, etc). Naruto finishes by coming on Sasuke's face, which triggers Sasuke's orgasm.

Part 1 - In which Naruto makes a nuisance of himself th0rns_n_r0ses October 5 2009, 02:52:26 UTC

Biochemistry was not easy under the best of circumstances. Even for an individual as intelligent as Sasuke Uchiha, the subject proved to be quite a challenge, and that was under ideal study conditions. The blond idiot whining and bouncing around their small apartment currently did not qualify as an ideal anything“Come on, Sasuke! I’m bored. You’ve been studying all damn week. Can’t you take a break ( ... )

Part 2 - In which a challenge is issued th0rns_n_r0ses October 5 2009, 02:55:46 UTC

“Fine, I get it. You’re busy. I’ll leave you alone.” Sasuke heard Naruto’s footsteps carry him down the short hallway to their shared bedroom, and sighed in relief. Silence, blessed silence, was his ( ... )

Part 3 - In which Naruto interupts Sasuke's studying - FINIS th0rns_n_r0ses October 5 2009, 03:00:51 UTC

“Did you know,” Naruto began, repeating his popcorn trick, “that even as beautiful as you are, you’re even more beautiful with your mouth wrapped around my cock?” Sasuke bent his head lower, scribbling notes furiously. “I mean, nothing gets me as hot as watching the head of my dick slip between those pale pink lips of yours.”

“Damn.” Sasuke frowned at his work, picked up an eraser and began erasing almost the entire page he’d been working on. He’d somehow managed to do the whole equation backwards.

“Of course, as much as I enjoy you sucking my dick, getting fucked by you is pretty amazing, too.” Sasuke erased his paper harder. “Laying there on my back, watching you climb between my legs, the feel of you pushing inside me and filling me up…” Naruto trailed off, watching the intensity with which Sasuke attacked his paper, eraser clenched between white-knuckled fingers. Naruto didn’t think there was ever a piece of paper that had been erased as forcefully as this one. “It gets me hard just thinking about it.”

“Fuck!” ( ... )

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Older!Sasuke/"Younger"!Naruto anonymous September 29 2009, 04:15:21 UTC

I want current Sasuke/twelve-thirteen year old Naruto, aka Naruto pretimeskip. The kink isn't really the youth, but I want the mindset of the younger Naruto before the events of VotE made him the more mature, sober Naruto we now know. You could even have Naruto as twelve years old only in mind than body (memory erased?) if it makes it easier for you.
It's up to you how far they go or what they do. Really interested in interaction dynamics. No extreme kinks please (scat, guro, etc). Bondage, light bdsm is okay. Whatever scenario you come up with!

Second it! anonymous September 30 2009, 12:59:42 UTC

Just to let you know anonymous October 9 2009, 20:57:14 UTC

I am almost finished with this prompt. I broke 7k this morning. I'm...still stunned at the word count. I should finish tonight or early tomorrow.

Nineteen Going on Twelve anonymous October 9 2009, 23:52:23 UTC

“Sasuke!” Sakura's voice cut through the din. “Something's wrong with ( ... )

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femSasu anonymous September 29 2009, 04:19:36 UTC

Pre-timeskip. Naruto realises Sasuke has been a girl all the time when he accidentally cops a feel during a spar. Since they are about 13, I'll like some sexing but nothing too hardcore :P

Re: femSasu anonymous October 1 2009, 01:05:15 UTC

I want this ridiculously hard. Ajkljsdk. And like, plotty. Omg someone ficitize this shit. :[

Re: femSasu anonymous October 1 2009, 15:43:47 UTC

Anon is working on this. Currently over 2K words, but may still take a bit of time. ^^;

Re: femSasu anonymous October 1 2009, 22:05:41 UTC

Ilu. ♥

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