A special trip to the mailbag

[satan_dot_com]

Heya Minions... sorry I haven't been around much, but Satan has been playing a LOT of Star Wars Galaxies lately. Anyhow, I figured you guys wouldn't mind if I took off for a couple weeks. Hell, God took off over 2000 years ago and people are STILL patiently waiting on him.

Dearest Satan

Comments

[songbird81]

If you think that Satan is past his prime, then why do you bother reading his journal?

[redingo]

/giggles/ it's so funny, that when these type of people (^--) post, we're the ones laughing at them.

man, people are stupid. =3

[delicata77]

Both you and God were on my friend's list.

God deleted his journal and abandoned me.

You are still here.

To me, it shows that you have the staying power that god wishes he had...also, god has to always make his son his bitch and make him crawl around us humans all the time like a little gimp.

He is a pussy.

[ruisseau]

I'll still love You even if you only post every month.

[marieofroumania]

Why'd you kill Barry White, man?

Re:

[satan_dot_com]

Cause I wasn't getting as much action as I used to have. I needed his voice to put me over the hump again.

[denythethree]

That would explain why Barry White has been talking to me late at night. I was wondering why he'd want to send me on a likely fatal mission to convert attractive Swedish bisexual women to following Satan.

It makes sense now. A little warning next time might be nice though.

I always enjoyed the Bruce Campbell voice so much more, anyway.

But I should probably get to that crusade you mentioned now.

Well... that was you, right? Not just some voice in my head telling me to go sample well-situated foreign women with open and willing minds and bring them to you?

Then again... I'm not sure it matters.

[babydolleternal]

I SO need to convert