OK, OK, I can apologize with the best of them

[satan_dot_com]

My apologies for the colder weather lately, but I had to turn the fire pits off, otherwise that wimp Santa won't come down the chute and give Me My new fighting robots and Bose Lifestyles 1500 surround sound system, and that'd make Satan very angry...very angry, indeed

Comments

[foxx]

You're the epitome of naughty... why would the jolly old fat man send you gifts?

[captainhaddock]

Blackmail.

[kholnuu]

Damn you, Satan!! The one night I don't plug my car in, and you lower the temperature. DAMN YOU!!

[dvonya]

Wow, I'm...scarred for life.

On a completely unrelated topic, if you haven't read The Master and Margarita you should. It gave me some insights into the magic of Satan.

[ladyinblue]

Happy Holidays oh Dark and Demented One.

[poetmatt]

happy holidays.
how come you can't just cause global warming though? that would be nice ;) We all know it's going on quite a bit anyway.

oh well, on with the sacrifices etc.

[msbrewski]

Don't worry, he's already got President Bush working on that global warming thing for ya...

[poetmatt]

excellent. we all need warmer weather...forget the radiation concepts and stuff :)