Comments | satan_dot_com: Oh suuuuuuuure, I see how it is.

satan_dot_com

Oh suuuuuuuure, I see how it is.

Mar 15, 2006 10:37

That bumbling fool Jesus turns one little goblet of water into wine, and it's proclaimed to be a miracle...

I make a faucet spew forth beer to an apartment stories above the ground and it's labelled a plumbing mistake. See if I ever help you mortals out again. Try to do something nice in the Satanmas spirit (you guys didn't even remember My ( Read more... )

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georgeanne March 14 2006, 10:46:08 UTC

Oh great and wonderful satan.

Please - *Please* repeat this mistake in my home.

I promise I'll sing your praises no matter what "science" tries to tell me.

satan_dot_com March 16 2006, 12:47:52 UTC

You'll do that anyways, though.

georgeanne March 16 2006, 19:29:44 UTC

true dat, oh handsome master.

lady_ayana March 14 2006, 11:12:26 UTC

Happy Belated Birthday!

satan_dot_com March 16 2006, 12:48:24 UTC

It's alright. You can catch the next one--it's only 3 weeks away. Satan has 22 of them each year. Hey, I am the Lord of Greed, after all.

crabbyolbastard March 14 2006, 11:21:42 UTC

Damn, God must have hired Karl Rove's PR firm... I thought you owned that one oh great father of lies? Bastards!

babydolleternal March 14 2006, 12:25:57 UTC

But darling, was it Guinness?

windiain March 14 2006, 13:24:34 UTC

I note they keep leaving out the rest of the story of that whole water-to-wine debacle. You know, the part where everyone got carried away by all the free booze and got totally plastered. Man, if you hadn't been around the morning after to perform the wine-into-coffee miracle, Jesus would have been grounded for centuries...

georgeanne March 14 2006, 20:27:48 UTC

that comment = teh awesome.

I almost spit soda out of my nose.

windiain March 14 2006, 20:37:04 UTC

Ooow, it hurts when you do that. Of course, it hurts inhaling soda through your nose, too. Noses weren't meant for liquid. O_o