Curses, get your curses here

[satan_dot_com]

It's probably that time. Passing the curse torch. Satan's old, wants a quieter life and less hassle...hates getting nagged or having deadlines. Needs to get in touch with My inner Xenu now that The Chosen One is borne. Has gotten a little too good at scaring people or freakin' em out. Fell short again it seems. Wanna be My successor? Think

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[fede]

Oh my.

What a day to do this.

The Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes baby arrived earlier.

Oh my.

[babydolleternal]

But...but it's how we met :(

How can you stop being my Satan?

[crabbyolbastard]

"There can be only one"... Remember there is no rest for the wicked!

[deepforestowl]

No Master! Say it isn't so!

[satan_dot_com]

Call it deitical outsourcing.

[deepforestowl]

*pout* Master, you will be missed. No one can truly replace you! You helped me get through my master's degree!

[ryanhirschsucks]

Nah, It's tough enough being me, I don't think I can handle being Satan too...