From the 'you can't even make shit like this up' files

[satan_dot_com]

Hi there, hey there, ho there (no really...ho, right there...damn she's toe up). Safely nestled back away from the center of evil (aka the US). Some of you worry too damn much. My final words wouldn't be in a text message...or so dull. Don't misconstrue, yeesh

Comments

[dagrrl]

Mmmm, Tiesto.

[mykeamend]

Wow O_o

Maybe a flash mob should join the parade... festive signs welcoming her back, and also congratulating her on the hummmer, maybe commemorated in crudely drawn pictures?

[starryjules]

unfuckin'believable.

[crabbyolbastard]

I believe this was one of the "small print" Dead Sea Scroll, prophecies of your coming in the end times... Just roll with it babe..

[bemite]

Wow, just wow. How much stupidity can one person actually get away with in this place?