They say a picture is worth a thousand words. This one is worth 7

[satan_dot_com]

Just in case some of you were wondering if I was still around and subverting the world or not....I give unto thee:

The Great Lane Bryant Riot of 2008:

Comments

[theblackdragon]

that's a dude? hahahaha

[ilexx]

i have to say, i'm a little confused about the lane bryant reference. most of those women don't look like lane bryant clientele. seriously. ugly, perhaps, but not exactly "full figured."

[satan_dot_com]

Well, Satan is, fortunately, male. And as a card carrying member of the male gender, He had some difficulty thinking of many places where one could find a congregation of uneducated, racist, middle aged white women (aside from the Marriott lounge ala this piece of work).

Then I saw that woman in the red in that photo, and it suddenly hit Me. While Lane Bryant technically doesn't cater to that demographic, I DID happen to see one when I was driving through West Virginia that one time, so it was close enough. I'm sure there were better choices that I could have observed on that trip, but I was sort of busy watching out for anybody who wanted to try and walk up to me to tell me I had a perrty mouth.

[ilexx]

TJ Maxx. although, i think it's not exclusively women's clothes.

anyway, just so's you know, as a fat chick, i wasn't offended or anything, just confused is all.

[brezhnev]

"Hillary 2008 -- Better the devil you know than the devil you don't know"

[satan_dot_com]

That's right, you should vote for Me come November. Just right in my name. I bet I'll get at least 4 votes. Just pray for the Butterfly Effect :P.

[battleelk]

I may consider voting for you in exchange for unlimited power or gold or something. I would offer my soul but.. I think I may have misplaced it during my last crack binge.