To all who made it to my BBQ, thank you so much for coming!!!

It was made possible by all of you and several cases of beer!

I walked into Einstein Brothers this morning to pick up bagels to celebrate my birthday at work.

The lady behind the counter informed me that "You're going to be the rock star of first period".

I politely told her I was 23 and had a real job. My bagels should have been free.

I am going to see Indiana Jones tonight ( Read more... )

today work offered free chipoltle. all you had to do was go there for lunch and show your ID. EVERYONE went, and it was the best field trip ever ( Read more... )

my boss quit and I sit next to a religious nutjob who giggles to herself and tells me stories about times she has met god ( Read more... )

I feel very powerful when I help sell 1.3 million dollars worth of laser equipment to a foreign government. I think it gives me job security ( Read more... )

Today was pie day at work...yep, work has a day dedicated to pie.
And after 4 months with no updating, that's it.
Oh yeah, yay penile implants!

I am Kat, President of the Society for People Who Blatantly Ignore Their Food Allergies, Despite the Consequences...I am also a fucking retard ( Read more... )

Quotes from Movie Night ( Read more... )

“Its not a fucking juice box” - Me on ripping off a parakeet's head and eating it ( Read more... )