the kind of funny that is not funny at all.

[satanicpenguin]

so i had the weirdest dream ever last night. it happened just like the events of last night except with a few twists

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[rdouglas]

"i make my way to the hospital emergency room and approach the counter. the lady running the desk happens to be colleen. the first thing she says to me is "do you have a cigarette?"

i literally lol'd on that one.

the dream would've been pretty hardcore if it involved chain smoking and cauterizing the stab wounds with the cig butts. so leet.

[ex_tanooki354]

i don't have a girlfriend, what are you talking about

[satanicpenguin]

i dont know, i can control what i say in my dreams.