the good thing about a sore throat

[sataniscooler]

is that you can have a pumpkin pie blizzard(!!!) for breakfast, and no one can tell you a damn thing about it.

(also there's the whole not-going-to-work thing, which is made of YES.)

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[knightofbob]

I usually use it as an excuse to drink gallons of frozen peppermint schnapps.