Fuck you, work. You are no longer a burden on my soul. I will be going out tonight with the intention of having a damn good drink before I go home. I'm very glad that Jim finally managed to get out for tonight. Everybody else who's still around had better be out, god damn you ( Read more... )

Firstly,

What a Jew.Now that's out of the way, onto the subject of work. It's almost done. Ola's "Conflict and the culture of journalism" essay was a joke. I don't really give a shit if I do well, just that it's done and I can relax for the holidays. Relax, and get absolutely fucking obliterated on anything I can get my hands on. Maybe I'll drink ( Read more... )

( Stolen from Sophie... )

Today me and Sophie posed in a photo for the Lincolnshire Echo. We were holding a cardboard donkey and smiling like twats. That was probably the last thing I expected to happen when I woke up this morning. I think the photographer was slightly senile. Also featuring in the picture is a fat, acne-covered loud-mouthed third year girl. I can't say it ( Read more... )

Why the Hell do I do these things ( Read more... )

Right, fuckers in the East Midlands area. Who's going to see Pelican ( Read more... )

( I got tagged by Jim... )

Epiphanies: -

• I don't want to be a Journalist anymore.
• A person taught by a failure is almost certainly destined to become a failure.
• 90% of the people on this course are complete fucking idiots.
• I should've taken a plumbing/electrician's apprenticeship instead of all this shit.
• Most people only talk because it stops them from thinking.

Message to blood_junkieGet yourself some Pelican. If there's anyone I know who'd like them immediately (barring Jenn because I'm her bitch when it comes to music), it's you Andy. If you haven't got any of their albums by the time I post this, I will break into your house and pee on your carpets ( Read more... )

Three things to report ( Read more... )