now i know what you're thinking. "oh look, its satan again, he thinks he can leave us alone for a few months and just come back and take the throne." well guess what bitch, i FUCKING CAN ( Read more... )

i told mr. hussein that if he wasnt going to pull his weight then i was going to pull it for him, and i did. churches all over america thanked God for his capture... well FUCK THEM! i'm the one they need to be thanking. and it all came down to a dolphin's game in the end. that son-of-a-bitch thought i couldnt get them to win and i did; a couple ( Read more... )

i'm really at a loss on this war situation.

i dont know who to help... i know that all those middle east son's of bitches hate God as much as i do. but then again, i HATE ayrabs.

so i guess i'll just do what i've been doing; downing a little helicopter here, destroying a little village there... and keeping the balance.

this month has been pretty shitty ( Read more... )

damnit i did a good job in alabama.

and by the way... if you didnt know...
I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!

im actually kinda bummed because tonight i have to confess to the promise that i burned their shit... i had them convinced it was God for a while but they definitely caught on. damn they're going to be pissed.

nobody gives a shit about satan anymore. well guess what you fuckers!!!! I HATE YOU TOO!!!

im gonna down some missionary planes.

look at this... me and the pope got totally drunk and look what i made him do

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i have been waiting forever for these idiots to finally find him

in other news. i dont know if my dad is going to let me go to furnace fest this year. damnit!!!! i mean comeon, it's furnace fest... of all people I should be there.

well im off to lunch with katherine hepburn.

666

sorry i havnt updated lately ( Read more... )

man, i put alot of people on my friends list and none of them had added me back... i think they hate me. im beginning to think people hate me. i mean, when i was at american nightmare NOBODY bowed down or even said "hi" to me. i dont know why people hate me so much, i mean seriously i try to keep crime rates and death rates down. i give you guys ( Read more... )