Comments | satansays_sup: my first entry

satansays_sup

my first entry

Jun 06, 2003 02:08

yeah, if you see how my mood is it's probably because i just saw bruce almighty and they made God look like such a great guy and in Little Nicky he made me look like an asshole.

argghhh
im gonna go get rip-roarin' drunk.
666
satan

Comments 17

anonymous June 5 2003, 23:57:16 UTC

Faaaagggg.

XXX

fivepointhalo June 6 2003, 05:26:53 UTC

DOOOOOMED!
666

Re: satansays_sup June 6 2003, 07:30:24 UTC

i think it's great that you put an annonymous post even though you know that i know who it is.

probably another stupid fucking angel or some dumb shit put you up to this.

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satan

hey satan.... fivepointhalo June 6 2003, 17:51:41 UTC

dude i'm sorry i didn't answer your im causing my dog to get run over was a real shitty thing to do....oh well, you wanna come over and play tony hawk 4 or somethin?
your favorite

Thread 5

hahhahahahahhahaha ohh_massacre June 6 2003, 20:45:59 UTC

holy shit. who the fuck is this?

Re: hahhahahahahhahaha satansays_sup June 6 2003, 20:52:37 UTC

obviously not god mm, for if i had the power and hadnt been cast into this shitty place they call hell, i would definately knock off a few pounds for you. well, i suppose we could work a deal as long as you promised to sell your soul to me or something....

well, im off to the slayer show, nice chatting!

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xoxo
satan

eat my ass ohh_massacre June 7 2003, 00:00:20 UTC

Satan isnt real, and neither is god. When will you learn?

Re: eat my ass satansays_sup June 7 2003, 10:58:19 UTC

um... if i wasnt really, how exactly would i be making fun of you???

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satan

Thread 6

pop the cherry caitlinmcguire June 6 2003, 21:01:51 UTC

Hey Satan, I want my first ride to be hell. So how bout it, it'll be like the exorsist, I'll let you make my head spin.
virgin

Re: pop the cherry satansays_sup June 6 2003, 21:06:32 UTC

i usually dont do that kind of thing, i usually get other dudes to do the premaritial inpregnation for me because then there is an abortion and what bloody fun!

it was kind of forward, but hey, ill ask my *pitchfork* what he has to say about it! ;-)

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satan

Some like it hot caitlinmcguire June 6 2003, 21:16:47 UTC

Oh come on let your hellish ways break these himen gates. I promise only to spit green pea soup. Just get the evil power and unleash your wrath.
purity

what an idiot anonymous June 6 2003, 22:12:07 UTC

this guy has to be the dumbest asshole ive ever heard of. oh wait shouldn't have said that now im going to feel his wrath. dont make me get my water gun and put out those flames...lol

Re: what an idiot satansays_sup June 6 2003, 22:30:16 UTC

that's not even clever...

what does 'lol' mean? we havnt got our internet dictionary down in hell yet.

but just for the doubt you're going to learn what the words "ETERNAL DAMNATION" mean. and it's going to take one HELL of a watergun to put out eternal flames you shittalking assclown.

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satan

prettyinpinkkk June 7 2003, 17:23:06 UTC

ok...
im a racist? thats funny...i didnt know you could just label me like that.
ah well, im not one so doesnt matter. say what you want.
bye