Termites are chewing up my toenails. I feel blue. Looking forward to Trasharama a-go-go. No, wait, yes I am. Peanuts are invading my apartment again. Why? Rise my furry friends! What shall I sing tonight?
Another day, another jiggling sensation spirals down my left cheek. I can't smell the paint in my room because the walls are missing. My projects aren't happening, they're dying.
I am the lizard king with moose on my infinite crown of follie. Close my eyes, feel me now. Dirt in my hair. Everyday is an entry of being soaked in the the unpleasures of wicked teevee.