I know I've been absent for a few years, but I have reworked all my snarks and uploaded them onto new sites. Having learned some HTML, I'm gonna load them on here ( Read more... )

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So the possibly-hallucinated vampires whisks away Julie, apparently not noticing that she's foaming at the mouth. They head right up to the ruined tower that they didn't explore... and apparently for a ruined tower, it's in pretty good repair. When I think of a ruined tower, I think of holes in the walls, stairs that will collapse if you walk on ( Read more... )

So this chapter thankfully takes us away from the Psychlos... and introduces us to the guy that I think is supposed to be the protagonist: Jonnie Goodboy Tyler.


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It's time for a flashback within a flashback! I feel like I'm reading Strange Days!


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So they finally got to the gates, and PLEASE GOD NO MORE FILLER.


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So now... Julie and the guy just,... stare at each other. Wow, this really is like Twilight.

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DISCLAIMER: This rant is going to be a bit different from my usual stuff, since it is part artistic ranting... and partly a description of my awareness of what had gone on when I was far, far too young to know about it ( Read more... )

Just a side note: this has nothing to do with Scientology, and so I will try to refrain from jokes about it. I'll try. I make no promises. I am but human.

“Man,” said Terl, “is an endangered species.”

What about woman?

The hairy paws of the Chamco brothers hung suspended above the broad keys of the laser-bash game.Well, it's official. Even ( Read more... )

So we're given a sum-up of how her boring life went back to being boring again, only with the Cullens.

Since the Cullens are Perfect Gold-Crapping Vampires, the hospital is fine with Carlisle retaking his old job. They just fired the poor schmuck who had gotten his job, because he'd never be as wonderful as Carlisle.


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