Insane in the Grain

[saucebot2000]

The Doritos marketing team has been going insane for quite a while now, and nobody seems to be doing anything about it. I present to you some empirical evidence. While I'm sure their insanity goes much deeper than even I know, I have had the pleasure of tasting these two personally:

Doritos X-13D, 2007

Comments

"their matching blowing league shirts are just fabulous"

[tastybanquet]

Thank you for making my night more interesting. Loved the whole post, but your parapraxis there at the end was, indeed, fabulous.
Also, you can't resist the Poppers.

Re: "their matching blowing league shirts are just fabulous"

[saucebot2000]

Boy, is my face red. I was so tired of fiddle-fucking around with images by the end of it all that I didn't bother doing a thorough proofread. Fixed now, but I'm glad you at least enjoyed my gaffe!

[fusilliban]

Have I proposed marriage to you recently?

[saucebot2000]

Not recently, I don't think, but if all it takes is a lengthy description of gimmicky vampire chips, then apparently you've come to the right place!

Unfortunately, we are no longer accepting applications at this time. We appreciate your interest in saucebot2000's hand in marriage, and wish you all the best in your future endeavors.

(Can you tell I've been job hunting for over a year?)