As promised, and typically late to the party, I bring you Doritos Late Night Last Call Jalepeño Poppers. I cried tears of artificially flavored chip flavoring when I found that they had disappeared from the one store that had both Late Night varieties. I thought all was lost, but lo! My local convenience store just happened to have a lovely ( Read more... )

The Doritos marketing team has been going insane for quite a while now, and nobody seems to be doing anything about it. I present to you some empirical evidence. While I'm sure their insanity goes much deeper than even I know, I have had the pleasure of tasting these two personally:

Doritos X-13D, 2007


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Things that I think about or see that are sad, possibly part one in a series ( Read more... )

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I totally fooled you, this is another entry about hot dog vendors.


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The saddest thing I've heard all day ( Read more... )

I had forgotten you were here! I'm just kidding, don't get that look on your face. I guess I just wasn't sure what I wanted to say to you. I'm still not, but I'm supposed to be writing (I made a deal, the details of which I cannot reveal to you for legal purposes), and some weirdos I talk to made me think, sure, I'll give it a go ( Read more... )

Saucebot2000: Oh man, I love gangsta message boards ( Read more... )

David Thorpe from Something Awful recently asked readers to submit their vitriol towards the music industry. I submitted this. It didn't make it into his article, which was rather disappointing, but I feel it really should have, especially after reading the ones that did. Here it is, for your pleasure ( Read more... )