OneInchMaster: damn this site is depressing
OneInchMaster: makes me hungry tho, BBL

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"hey first of all i would like to congradulate you guys on your band, its a fucken great metal band!!!, well getting to the point, on january 15 were going to do a show here in mexicali.and we would like you to come and play, taht here you have a lot of followers and were just waiting for you guys to come and set the record straight down here, so ( Read more... )

MauricioManblower: Goddamnit, bitch... I can see your butthole in those shorts ( Read more... )

fourjab thing: ideas are like niggers, they sneak up when you're at popeye's drive-thru.

fourjab thing: they did a psychological study of white republicans and found that most of them have some kind of "latent" racial resentments that can be triggered with code words, like "welfare" or "quotas," without their knowledge ( Read more... )

fourjab thing: dude, nothing is below dub. maybe nig, but that doesn't really count because it's a different species.

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Randomkid666: hey dude your band is awsome is there anyway you could get me a shirt

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me: James?
melvin: No, this is your sister, Melvin.
melvin: remember those summer nights when we would listen to Damn Yankees in the garage
melvin: and then you would get me pregnant?

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