It was a good dream, and I didn't wake up from it til 9:30. Most of it was that crazy story type dream stuff which is really cool at the time but fizzles in the telling. There was magic and monsters and ancient tomes and I was on a quest of some sort. The awesome part was, I was a wereowl. Yes. It was so cool, and my consciousness completely ( Read more... )

I figured this would be a good time to sort out my taxes. As I"m rifling through all my papers and such, looking for w-2s and w-4s and expenze records and the like, I find a big fat unopened envelope from the IRS. I remember getting it. At the time, I thought, "tax stuff. I'll keep it nicely packaged in this envelope until I need it ( Read more... )

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!
We get 6 inches of snow last night, then it suddenly turns 65 degrees. "I'll not stand for this," says King Louie, and cracks his windshield.


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The Olde Battleaxe website has been updated with phil's games and an archive of chiptunes (which will flourish as the weeks pass).
So, if you're not on board, GET ON BOARD and let the good times roll. 
For those of you who are not yet getting the RSS or email, here's the latest chiptune to inspire you into action.

Kill the Aliens
A tune dedicated to ( Read more... )

The lst installment of the rock'n'st "newsletter" in the world is up ( Read more... )

The Olde Battleaxe is officially kicking off the cold hard ground in one week.

http://www.theoldebattleaxe.com/teaser/

This site will contain a news letter, which will be brought to you and our other dedicated fans every single week. Though called a "news letter" it will contain very little news. It will rather contain, well, stuff for the ( Read more... )

It was cold. So cold, and I the wind was mocking me for wearing only thin pants and not a solitary shred of long underwear ( Read more... )

"Mostly cloudy, with a possibility of 3-4 inches of snow."

( You go Mr. Weatherman )

It was a prime haul this year. I got ( This )

I could look you in the eyes
And truthfully tell you
All that lies in your future.
But then
I'd have to kill you.