So, guess who's getting married on July 13th, 2007?

If you guessed ME you are correct. You get a gold star.

Guess who's moving tomorrow?

Guess who's new landlord just called and asked if we could put off moving for a week?

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Ok, so i've been updating a lot. My cat went to the vet and had surgery, so i'm home with him to make sure he's OK. I'm bored out of my mind. Here's a girly survey.

GIRLY SURVEYAppearenceHair Color:redish Eye Color:blue Height:4'11" Do you wear contacts?:no Your style:comfy Hair Style:washed Have you ever higlighted or dyed your hair?:yes Has it ( Read more... )

Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more. what Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4

Narconecropedapodohomopyrobestialophobia. It's the fear of falling asleep and waking up having sex with the feet of a gay, dead, underage animal that's on fire.

Apparently, 2 officers of the Amesbury Police Department just walked though my home WITHOUT informing me that they were doing so- i would never have known had my neighbor not called and asked if I was alright. WHAT THE FUCK??? So I called the police department- they weren't looking for me or Jeff, but it was nothing to concern myself with. NOTHING ( Read more... )

I'm watching some thing on SciFi on Faith Healing (because there's something else in the program that I want to watch, and I gotta sit though this CRAP about faith first) and Michael McCarron sums up how i think perfectly. You DON'T NEED RELIGION TO TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE. MORALS PRE-DATE RELIGION- THEY HAVE BEEN PRACTICED FOR CENTUIRES BEFORE ( Read more... )

My sister had a baby!!!.....17 years ago. Holly was adopted when she was 20 months because Tara was 16 when she was born ( Read more... )