You see, people really don't like anal sex, but they aren't looking at the subject from outside the box. Lack of sex brings frustration. Frustration brings anger. Anger brings violence. Violence brings death. Death brings justice. Justice brings jail. And then you just get butt-fucked in jail anyhow. So it all works out ( Read more... )

sunday night i went to wasabi with lucy and katie, and they were dressed up very pretty. i had me special clothes picked out too. food was delicious. everybody had a good time, and good times are good for the soul. when you're staring at the bottom of the glass, it's over for you. why can't i forget about that shit, some things never change

my name is igor from russia, i take your blood, don't scream please, i get fired you scream, oh ok good, good, keep bleeding, alright now, almost done, done, oh you are bleeding, let me hold your arm, oh what big veins you have you bleed a lot, oh my, all done, have a cookie ( Read more... )

hey, you're happy one time in your life, and it lasts a day, you wake up the next, and your life sucks again

i met a german

naxi

parties

freshmen year i only listened to the pixies, saw fight club the other day for the first time, and a song by them was in it, went well with the ending

you live your whole childhood trying to be like other people, because it's just human nature to mimic. but then you grow older and you have these radicals telling you to be yourself, but we grow up impersonating, so it's natural. therefore, being yourself is being somebody else. i mean, discovering life lessons on the toilet really isn't ( Read more... )

the aforementioned bitch should die too

bitch, you're wrong, don't try to look noble, you have no integrity, get over yourself

aha

I always blamed ya for not loving me but it's uncontrollable. Sorta like separation of church and state, but it's separation of logic and feelings. Speaking of which, I put a Separation Of Church And State stamp on the back of a dollar bill under "In God We Trust" in order to impress my friends which really doesn't matter because they are dead, as ( Read more... )