I burst a blood vessel.

IN MY EYE.

Eww.

My great-grandma died last week. Apparently she had this weird thing with the number 13 kinda like I do. Her phone number was something-something-something-1313. Her address was 913. Hospital room 130. She had thirteen grandkids. Etc. Etc. I was born on October 13 at 2:13. I weighed 7 lbs. 13 oz. Etc. Etc. So she died last Sunday at 1:13 am and the ( Read more... )

I post this every year and this year is no different.


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Today at work I watched a mother check out with her 2-3 year-old son on a self check-out lane. The child, as a typical child, climbed around on the self check-out bagging area, thus interrupting the mother's checking out. So, she grabbed him and yelled, "Get the fuck off that. What the hell is wrong with you?" and smacked his little wrists. It was ( Read more... )

If one more person tells me, "freedom isn't free," I am seriously going to roundhouse kick him or her in the face.

Seriously.

So, George Dubya Bush will be literally down the street from my house speaking at my old high school gymnasium, where we ate White Castles at prom breakfast, the Lunch League was formed and I graduated. And I really can’t bring myself to care. I’m not trying to be disrespectful. I just… don’t care. People laugh at me for this, but one of my biggest ( Read more... )

"I'm thinking about going as a kitty cat. I'm going to wear normal clothes and paint my face up as a cat. Then whenever somebody asks me what I'm supposed to be I'm going to scream, 'I'M A FUCKING KITTY, WHAT ARE YOU RETARDED?!' It will be funny to me."

While rushing from work to school, I was driving down the expressway, eating a drive-thru chicken sandwich and texting simutaneously to be now in the library B.S.ing a paper that I forgot was due today on my personal ethical concerns I have about the news media.

Yeah. School's back in session.

Someone put me out of my misery. Please.

Steve Irwin, a.k.a. "The Crocodile Hunter" died today along with my heart.

Crikey!

Back from camp today. Feels good to be out of the woods and back into civilization. I had a great time and will post pictures on Facebook tomorrow.

I feel so lucky for so many different reasons. I really feel at peace for the first time in a long time.