I just made a midnight walk to the ATM machine.  And by midnight, i mean 8:15.  Oh wait, before I continue, there's an ad on the side of my screen right now for GreatGlam.com, advertised as a "Clothes store."  The blond girl is wearing a one-piece, cutout, superhero stripper bathingsuit tucked into jeans and the sexy latina is wearing a shimmery ( Read more... )

I think there's a killer living in my room.  I've been suspicious of this for a few weeks now... pretty much ever since I got back from Winter Break.  It all started with strange noises around my tiny ten by ten cubicle, usually once the sun's gone down.  A creak here.  A snap there.  And sometimes, I think I even hear some heaving, labored ( Read more... )

For security purposes, I will not mention explicitly which classes I am currently enrolled in for fear of violent retribution from my targets and political enemies.

ENGLISH
- Lady Frown-Face - This girl is insufferable.  It doesn't matter what she's feeling at the time... she may be happy, like she just won the big softball tourney, she may be angry ( Read more... )

Well, it is now official:  I've seen Sean Bean's butt.

No, this is not a gimmick.

How did I stumble upon it?  Well, I decided to go on the Sean Bean page on IMDb, like I often intermittently do, and write a post asking people to concoct sexy Bean stories, and there it was!  Beckoning me in!  Well, the butt wasn't beckoning me in, that's disgusting.  ( Read more... )

 So, I just came on here to write something, and I got distracted by this ad on the side of my screen.  It features a really slutty-looking girl flopping her chest out towards me with an "I Love Lamp" t-shirt on.  So, basically, www.snorgtees.com took a hilarious scene from an equally-hilarious movie and made it slutty.  Grrrrreat.  No, really, I ( Read more... )

I only have a limited amount of time to write this because someone is currently on their way to my humble room at the upper-most tower of the building beginning with M.  And this person would not understand.  This person would never truly understand me!  So I have to be very quick ( Read more... )

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The Sean Bean Chronicles
Chapter One

"Mr. President, there is an urgent call on line 4!"

Upon hearing this news, Sean Bean swiveled around in his chair and faced the young Secret Service agent standing in the frame of the secret door.

"Thank you, Paddy, I'm on it," Bean murmured seductively.  Paddy felt his heart flutter before spinning on his feet ( Read more... )

So, I sign onto the internet after a 20 minute nap and the first article I see is titled:

It's a Hard Sox Life

Hmm, I wonder what this article is about, I ask myself as, with slight misgiving, I click on the link.  WELL, what do you KNOW!  It's an article about a man who is upset because his wife is giving birth to their first child during baseball ( Read more... )

Bernadine sat upright next to her desk, chewing on the eraser of a mechanical pencil, twiddling a lock of her shiny brown hair in her fingers.

"What should I write?" she asked to her stuffed bear, Keenan.  She thought for a moment.  "I guess I should just... write what I'm feeling!"

Bernadine leaned over her desk and stared intently into the ( Read more... )