Since Exams Aren't Bad Enough by Just Being Exams

[savethefurries]

HOW DO YOU SKIN A BOAR WITH YOUR TEETH?

So, I'm paraphrashing here.

But!!!

Honestly, now, what kind of exam question is that???

Comments

[stolen_marbles]

Maybe you could try putting a zipper into it's hide? That's what I would do.

[deranged_gofer]

If my survival depended on it, I'm sure I'd found a way but as an exam question...

I'm starting to believe our teachers are on some special kind of medication. The type Muggles call "crack".

[shouldteachdada]

20 points from Gryffindor for accusing the teachers of drug use. The year is nearly over, so you might want to be more careful about risking your house points, Weasley.

[abbotts_habits]

I wish I got that question. None of MY exam questions included the chance to write about such barbaric violence. I feel cheated.