It looks like I'm DJing an upcoming night at Lucky Cheng's, as a tryout, before I get the gig. It was supposed to be this Friday, but I have a sweet-16 to DJ down the Jersey Shore. Luckily, the girl wants neither gangsta rap nor emo, but she likes "techno," and appears to have the musical tastes of Carson from "Queer Eye For the Straight Guy ( Read more... )

If someone drops me from their friends' list, the only thing is that I would like to know is why, especially if it was something I had done was perceived as having offended them ( Read more... )

I met with the head muckety-muck at Lucky Cheng's, and it looks like if I make the "try-out," I'll be DJing every other Friday at the downstairs Voodoo Lounge. It's going to be really upbeat, high-energy 80's and 90's mainly, with some truly awful cheese, some newer rock, classic dance and some real lost classics thrown in. The upstairs is Drag ( Read more... )

Your results:
You are Dr. Doom
Dr. Doom
93%
Apocalypse
88%
Magneto
86%
Lex Luthor
86%
Mr. Freeze
77%
Venom
64%
Juggernaut
64%
The Joker
58%
Green Goblin
56%
Two-Face
52%
Dark Phoenix
50%
Kingpin
50%
Mystique
48%
Catwoman
46%
Poison Ivy
38%
Riddler
29%

Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.


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The Police are getting back together, and going on tour. The last time they were a working, touring band was 1986, and I have not seen them since 1983, which is before many people on LJ were even a parental accident ( Read more... )

Last night, I did stand-up at the Stress Factory in New Brunswick, NJ, and had the bad luck to follow a train-wreck unfunny guy who went ten minutes over his time. I thanked him for warming up the crowd for me, and did he EVER get a pissed-off expression as he sat there ( Read more... )

"Um, I don't get why they keep such a broken building up, and just build something new there instead."

-Tara Reid on an episode of Taradise, upon seeing the Parthenon.

Considering the plague of ignorance and lack of self-awareness washing over the US like a tsunami, ( I found this postcard very apt. )

As I was watching the New years' Eve coverage on TV, I was struck with a dilemma:

Ryan Seacrest or Carson Daly--which no-personality, closeted gay host do I choose?