1- Don't state the number of girls you've slept with, then ask me if I want to be #whatever. Yes, guy in Richmond, I'm talking about you. This will never work. NEVER ( Read more... )

Thought of the day:

If karma does exist, I should have a lot of good shit coming my way soon.

When did I get so fucking old ( Read more... )

Viewed on my way home from campus today:

A bumper sticker on a van with the Jesus fish being eaten by a larger fish that said "Truth."

I fucking love it.

The mark of a true college student...
When you and your roommate spend a Friday afternoon collecting all the coins in the house, roll them, and take them to the bank so you can go to Starbucks and buy illegal substances.

I feel like total shit, and I have for days. I haven't been healthy in four months. This sucks. My plan was to be at least mostly back to normal by the time the boy gets here, but I doubt that's going to happen in a week. Hopefully I'll at least be functional while he's here. Gah. At least I'm almost positive I'm not contagious- THAT would be ( Read more... )

So the boy changed his travel plans and is now arriving earlier than planned. Originally he was supposed to get here on March 3, now he's flying in on Feb 28. Which is wonderful. It means I get to see him that much sooner ( Read more... )

I wish that you could buy individual cigarettes for like a dime or a quarter or something, so if you really needed one you could have it but there wouldn't be 19 extras to tempt you ( Read more... )

So he's arrived safely in San Diego and is starting classes tomorrow ( Read more... )

Just something that occured to me earlier ( Read more... )