The city is struggling with violent crime, and has one of the worst murder rates in the US among major cities, earning the "City of Brotherly Love" a grim new nickname: "Killadelphia ( Read more... )

Yesterday in Arabic my teacher wrote ( Read more... )

What can God do that man can't?

Tonight on my way home I stopped for gas at Wawa, and when I put my card in, it said for me to remove the nozzle, without me putting my PIN in.

So I thought, this is fortunate, and went to fill up my tank, when I read the screen and saw that it was pre-paid for $15.02, which was about how much I was willing to spend.

That really worked out in my

I met a girl named Banana last night, I could have married her on the spot.

For my paper for my philosophy final, we're going over aesthetics, and we have to choose something that we regard as beautiful.

I picked a picture of Batman that I really like.


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They decided to make a music video in my honor:

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Ted reminded me it was my birthday ( Read more... )

Time flies like an arrow,

Fruit flies like a banana.