Congratulations, idiots. You just made marriage illegal for *everyone*.

Nov 10, 2005 15:42

BE IT RESOLVED BY THE LEGISLATURE OF THE STATE OF TEXAS ( Read more... )

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savrille November 11 2005, 14:07:53 UTC
I think this is going to be one of those "blogosphere" driven stories. They'll talk about it.. next week.

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littlecrow November 11 2005, 02:38:19 UTC
Please tell me you read Something Positive?

http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp05162004.shtml

It really does just boggle the mind. Why, oh why, is our first priority in the USA not education?

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savrille November 11 2005, 14:10:10 UTC
Oh, I'm a big fan of Something Positive.

Because education doesn't save our children from a life of GAY!

Unless you're in Kansas. Then we're working on it.

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hadenca November 11 2005, 02:44:43 UTC
Wow...I needed a laugh like that..a nice hard long belly laugh. Silly Texans...

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cavum_oris November 11 2005, 04:48:04 UTC
ha, thats really funny.
kinda like when rape was legal in missouri cause somebody forgot to type a 'not' in the law. oops.

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savrille November 11 2005, 14:15:06 UTC
Yea, but it's even more amusing because this isn't a "law" it's a "constitutional amendment". If they make a mistake in the laws passed by your local congress, it's actually pretty easy to correct, a simple and quick vote of the house will do it. An Amendment, on the other hand, must be repealed by a vote of the people and then replaced by *another* vote of the people. In order to fix it, the proponants of this amendment must convience the people that voted for it to vote against it, then vote for it again.

hahahaha.

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lostraven November 11 2005, 13:36:11 UTC
So in the very few references I could find to this online, one of
the responses back is:

Not that I'm eager to defend Texans, but use your head. Your bias is clouding your ability to reason. Part (a) defines marriage. Part (b) contrasts "any legal status identical or similar" to the aforementioned definition of marriage and specifically outlaws it.

- http://www.motherjones.com/mojoblog/archives/2005/11/did_texas_just_1.html

I'm not a legal scholar, though I do love linguistics. However, even if
a) defines marriage, b) seems to completely ignore a) and state that
ANY marriage is illegal. Initially it doesn't seem to say "1 man and 1
man are specifically not marriage, therefore, not specifically banned."
Rather, despite a), b) seems to indicate the making or recognizing
marriage or marriage-like agreements.

Strange. Whoever wrote that tripe needs to be slapped with a trout.

-Shawn

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savrille November 11 2005, 14:12:31 UTC
Actually, it's not even a stretch legally to come to that conclusion.

You've defined a term, which is very common in legal documents, then you ban anything identical to the term, which, even legally speaking, automatically includes the term itself (because it's the only thing that's actually identical to it)

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