On October 3rd, 1996, I was up late at night working on my "new look." This apparently consisted of ( Read more... )

This morning, my mom texted me: "Squirrels. I has them." (Yes, my mom really does talk like a lolcat. And reads the lolcat sites daily ( Read more... )

After being financially fucked over by a deadbeat loser guy, my best friend is looking to sell a significant amount of her goth/bondage wardrobe (size 8/medium), a red prom dress, a collection of antique jewelry and a pair of diamond earrings. If you are interested, or anyone you know is, I will be glad to get you in touch with her ( Read more... )

I just found out that Nightwish is going to be at Crocodile Rock on Sunday night... Thankfully I only work until 5:00.

We just bought tickets for the two of us, my mom, my sister and Catette.

For as dissapointed as I was by the new vocalist last time, this is too close to home to pass up.

When I left work to get lunch, there was a really BAD band outside of the Wal*Mart next-door, playing a cover of "Pinball Wizard ( Read more... )

It's that time of year again: the time that the Magnolia tree blooms outside of our apartment for a few short days. Last year I took about five-million pictures of it with my Sony point-and-shoot. This year, I broke out the SLR. The flowers opened up on Sunday, but by the time I got home from work and charged my camera battery, there wasn't enough ( Read more... )

How to Succeed in Research Without Really Trying from Shapely Prose

1. Paperclip
2. Baling twine
3. Pina colda
4. Trousers
5. Wolves

That's what I picked on Living Social on facebook.

I would TOTALLY survive.

This made me freaking cry. It was amazing.

The embedding was disabled, so you'll have to click the link. It's SO worth it.

Amazon.com has lost my business, forever, unless they do something EXTREMELY gay-friendly.