Saya: WTF, why isn't my internet connection working? Mom, have you paid the bills? I thought our current income was passable!
Maternal Unit: The bills are paid, it's something with the ISP.
Saya: *calls the ISP's customer service*
Automated customer service: There is no internet connection registered to this ID.
Saya: Bitch, what?
Saya: *travels to
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