#$&)!)&*! goddamnit your pathetic-ness is SO EFFECTIVE. i really hope it helps you get into college, though. it should be made into a movie, starring...john cameron mitchell...he will portray you in third grade. it will be glorious.
wow that made me cry HARD-don't take that to heart I've been like that all week, however, that's a bitch'in essay, if that doesn't get you in I don't know what will...well except for sexual favors...but thats a given.
Chris you stupid douche! That essay actually made me cry a little bit. That thing better get your pity-inducing ass into college. By the way, I'm sorry I was a bastard to you in 6th grade, even if I don't remember any of it.
me + trauma of skipping a grade + your childhood is just sad = sobbing for the second time it's good though, really good.
but really - didn't it suck? i was only SIX, and they were like, "umm, surprise! you did first and second grade this year...we just didn't tell you." and i was like "umm....twelve?" and then i was in third grade. it blew.
and that's the story of my social ineptitude. fin.
R. O. D (Read or Die) is about a substitute teacher, named Yomiko Readman (codename: The Paper). Her house is filled with books. When she's not teaching, she spends her free time searching for more books to fill her collection. This must sound pretty boring, but really, Yomiko is a secret agent for the Royal British Library's Division of Special Operations. After buying her newest addition to her book collection, she ran into a giant cricket and old man who try to steal the book. Her organization assigns her a new partner and she is able to get the second volume of the rare book. She is not to happy that she has to quit her substituting job, but she is ready for the new assignment.
This is Yomiko...looks a little cutesie to me-but who knows?
Re: Read or DiesaywhatagainOctober 17 2004, 15:36:20 UTC
thank you! hmm, sounds interesting... I just thought it looked cool because the adult swim trailer had like all this fast paced stuff about giant grasshoppers and sword fights and people throwing nazi grenades at giant morphing bird/plane things and it was all set to this like techno version of Beethovin's ninth symphony.
really all the flashy lights and shiny colors temporarily reduced me to a quivering mound of unintelligent ooze.
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john lithgow.
super-haunted essay!
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JOHN LITHGOW IS:
JOHN LITHGOW AS:
JOHN LITHGOW IN:
THE CHRIS WADE STORY: INNOCENCE THWARTED!
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but really - didn't it suck? i was only SIX, and they were like, "umm, surprise! you did first and second grade this year...we just didn't tell you." and i was like "umm....twelve?" and then i was in third grade. it blew.
and that's the story of my social ineptitude. fin.
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R. O. D (Read or Die) is about a substitute teacher, named Yomiko Readman (codename: The Paper). Her house is filled with books. When she's not teaching, she spends her free time searching for more books to fill her collection. This must sound pretty boring, but really, Yomiko is a secret agent for the Royal British Library's Division of Special Operations. After buying her newest addition to her book collection, she ran into a giant cricket and old man who try to steal the book. Her organization assigns her a new partner and she is able to get the second volume of the rare book. She is not to happy that she has to quit her substituting job, but she is ready for the new assignment.
This is Yomiko...looks a little cutesie to me-but who knows?
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really all the flashy lights and shiny colors temporarily reduced me to a quivering mound of unintelligent ooze.
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