I am so close to being seventeen I can taste it ( Read more... )

Laughed down by the putting green
I popped `em in their holes.
Four and twenty labourers were labouring
digging up their gold.
I don't believe they knew
that I was Long John Silver.

I hate rotational motion ( Read more... )

Oh god, this is it, the end of 2004. Sorry I have been so gone for so long, my computers have been busted, and I have been working a lot for college applications and before that the play, and other school work. But here I am, I survived another year of fun and horror, and I hope to continue doing stuff for as long as I can ( Read more... )

Sorry, I havn't updated in forever, my internet explorer is broken at both houses. Not the internet, just the explorer. At one in is too clogged with pop-up ads to function normally (yes ive tried spyware stopper programs, the computer is just made of suck). At the other keep getting a message that says "Warning: Internet Explorer has found an ( Read more... )

THE BISHOP!

Don't say the kid's name, Vic!

BOOM!

( we was too late... )

the college board, I SHALL KILL IT!

So here it is, by popular demand, my Columbia Essay ( Read more... )

I kinda want to post my columbia essay, because I think its funny and stupid, but I'm afraid that it would just be taken as sad and depressing and possibly offensive to people who knew me in middle school, and also make me look like an attention whore. Its about my pathetic childhood. Should I post it? Yes/No?

So today was a fine day because MY THEREMIN CAME ( Read more... )