The elevators at work occasionally try to bite me with their doors. I can't tell if they're being jerk-elevators or just trying to play.

From a lab-supply website I had to price-compare today:

Frequently Asked Questions:

How do I keep Dumont forcep tips from bending?
What type of alloy should I choose for my Dumont forceps?
What does the black handle on my instrument mean?
What does the gold handle mean?
What are your finest instruments?
I need to open the skull of a rat, what do ( Read more... )

One of my friends is doing a humanitarian art show in November. It's kind of neat.

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The .DOC file of J Alfred Prufrock

There's a tutoring agency out in LI that needs a biology tutor. They pay about $25/ hour. I'm too busy. If you want more info, email me or similar.

It has been decreed that there should be a lab potluck at some point in Oct. I had joked about making some variation on fly food as people food, and now the boss is kind of happy about that idea. I'm kind of taken with making actual fly food but in a human-kitchen and marketing it as "flan". Nobody would eat it though--we all know what fly food ( Read more... )

The cast of characters that greeted me when showering at my parents' house, in the bathroom shared by sister, brother, and occasionally me ( from right to left )

Whenever I see someone running down a long escalator (think Subway/Metro), I try to estimate how many people they'll maim or kill on the way down if they trip.

My boss's daughter (the same one with the blog) is at an age where she can watch most of the classic movies and wants more cultural literacy. What should she watch?

When I agree with an opinion by Justices Scalia and Thomas. I guess it's time to stock up on canned goods, 'cause the end of the world must be nigh.