Did someone call for a cranky old lady.

[oakisaloser]

Don't think I didn't read that post, you old coot!

First that dumb Pokedex and your dumb ideas about studying Pokemon and now you're going to take out a lady many times your age to the dance? I'm not jealous.

Despicable! Why don't you take me to the dance. I'm a very good dancer.

....

HEY.

Why are so many of you GYM LEADERS taking extended vacation

Comments

[badasscopters]

I couldn't say no to living in Vermilion.

Nice, huh...? Well, good, 'cause I like you, too, lady. [Only because she stroked his ego like a boss, though, because auto-awesome-shark-points!!!]

[oakisaloser]

What a nice, polite, upstanding young man. How is Surge?

Not here

[reign_of_power]

Great Goddess is this lady off her marbles, Goose you're nothing of those things.

[badasscopters]

oh shush ganny you're just jellicent

[bestsweater]

Maybe if you paid attention to things besides photoshopped tabloids, you'd know my brother is looking after the gym, and it's doing a lot of good for him.

None of us are on vacation, we're all teaching. You're not even on the Elite Four and my personal life is none of your business. MAYBE IF YOU WERE KAREN I WOULD LISTEN

Hi.

[oakisaloser]

Don't take that tone when talking to me, mister. I've been gone for a few months, I just had a feeling that you'd be the type to leave your dad to do all the work. At least your brother is a nice, upstanding young man.

You know what you should be teaching? Showing a ten year old that they have much to learn if they want to be Pokemon masters. Not...whatever you ended up teaching here. A class on how to get all the ladies with hair products and body polishing, I bet.

I am on the Elite Four! Have you already gone senile on your age? Why you young willersnapers, this is just proof that I always thought you'd never make a good gym leader like you dad always wanted you too. [And she goes on and on and on...]

[bestsweater]

I have a handle on things. I'm teaching a class on Pokemon and doing important research in the meantime.

No, you retired. We all thought you died.

[oakisaloser]

Research? Oh great. Another one that's going to end up with their head in their books and not fighting like the old chair. Is this entire generation of Gym Leader going to turn up as scientists and researchers. That's boring, boring I say!

...hold on, Matlock started again. I'll be back in ten minutes.

[oakisaloser]

I didn't hack anything you old coot. I get my Gengar to look at it from your desk. Do you seriously think I can work computers that well? Well, you've got something going for you if you think that.

I always thought you were putting your scientific whateverthedoolhickery over being a true fighting master a pointless waste of time. And I still think it is! You could have been the Elite Champion Oak.

[punchteamrocket]

BUT I WANNA LEARN HOW TO LIFT TRUCKS LIKE BRUNO

Willy...wackers...?

Um... ... ... Why not?

THIS IS NOT HERE

[readingurminds]

I WILL TRAIN YOU.

[punchteamrocket]

THROWING PEOPLE INTO TRAINS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT MAN

[readingurminds]

[readingurminds]

What is it about this place that draws such powerful trainers here?

If you're so concerned about everyone abandoning their posts, you should just go home.

[oakisaloser]

[Legendary Mewtwo huh? AGATHA DOESN'T CARE, She's here to take names and chew bubble gum and watch Matlock and Matlock isn't on right now.]

Don't take that tone on me, mister. Obviously everyone here has lost their marbles so if I have to drag them all back home, I will.

[readingurminds]

Hmph. With such disorder, it's a wonder how the Pokemon League continues to exist.

[oakisaloser]

You and me both wonder that, kid.