If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS:

Enter  Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

Demand free bilingual local government ( Read more... )

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Do you find yourself saying: "Men are Pigs" too many times lately? Have you found yourself watching Dr. Phil in search of answers to your relationship questions? Would you rather sit home with the telephone unplugged, eating a pint of double chocolate ice cream and snuggling with your dogs than go out on a date? Do you find your stock of AAA ( Read more... )

I'm don't usually go to sappy "chic-flicks" but I do have a few favorites. One is the wholesome, estrogen injected, Fried Green Tomatoes. I particularly like the quote; "I'm too young to be old, and I'm too old to be young." I love that because I'm currently wallowing in my own aging pool of pity as yet another goddam birthday approaches. Not today ( Read more... )