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What's next!!!!????
Of all the things Amari has been doing lately, it has come down to something that I never thought she would do....I put her in her room for timeout, and she popped a squat and pissed in the vent in the floor. Really, what the f@#k! -
Vampire? Nah, she's just angry.
Amari threw a tantrum this evening when I asked her to put her shoes on. We wanted to go out to eat, she wanted to go swimming. I told her to go up to her room, she didn't want to..I took her up to her room, and she threw the mother of all trantrums. I need like a panic room, or what the local Detox calls the "quiet room" cause it's all padded, ( Read more... ) -
Roller Girl!
I've been approached by a group of gals to join their Roller Derby team. They are called the No Coast Roller Girls, which is a cute name. Granted, this is after my legs heal. But I was thinking, it would be cool, and I would need a cool name. I used to watch roller derby when I was young all the time. These are the names I thought would be ( Read more... ) -
Surgery sucks and so do lice!
The surgery on both of my legs to remove my "incompetent" veins (I fell sorry for my veins when they are called incompetent, I really do), and it sucked ass. It was the new, state of the art, laser way to do it, and I would be back doing normal things within a few days...yeah right. It's been 2 weeks, and I'm still in pain..upside...doc gave me ( Read more... ) -
Idea for a new bumper sticker...
You know those bumper stickers that say MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT MORON ELEMENTARY, well, because of my daughter Amari, I want to come up with an new one:
MY CHILD WAS KICKED OUT OF PRESCHOOL!
That's right, your child is considered a danger and we are concerned for the safety of the other 3 year olds in the class, so effective immediately, your ( Read more... ) -
Is it the daycare or is it Amari?
Amari and Sanaya's daycare shut down so I was forced to move them to a new one. I thought I found a great one, but I warned them, Amari may be on edge for a couple weeks cause she goes nuts when it comes to huge change. She is leaving behind a teacher she loves, and going to a teacher who is a polar opposite to the one she had. Everyday for the ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
So we went to see the graves of Will Bill Hickock and Calamity Jane at Mt. Moriah. I had to see Seth Bullock's grave too (because of love the guy who plays him on Deadwood, the show) but it was 750 feet above the rest of the cemetary. I have one son who is really thin and one who is a little on the chubby side...he and I didn't love the climb:
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Chap Stick Caper
Pick my 4 year old up from her new preschool. She is still acting up, and now she has become a thief. She went behind the teacher's desk and grabbed a pair of scissors. The teacher was startled when another child yelled "Ahhh, Amari cut me!" Well, she didn't cut her, she put the closed pair of scissors on her arm and acted like she was cutting ( Read more... )
