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scab_eater

sell by

Feb 18, 2005 00:10

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opentoejones February 18 2005, 14:48:44 UTC

i always put my meat in teh freezer once i get home with it... then i de-thaw months later and make some stir-fry... only if it's still red... does that seem right.. it's not rotting since the cryogenic process had been put into place like in the movie 'Demolition Man.' and as for the wings,,, wings like the wings from a tampax or stay-free or huggies?

Special Meat anonymous February 18 2005, 15:33:23 UTC

I bought some 'special' chicken once. When I unwrapped it, it smelled like what happens 20 minutes after a room full of guys with bad intestines eat burritos. I had a feeling it wasn't the marinate (read: colored crap they use to cover rotting meat) producing that lovely aroma..

..but i cooked it up and ate it anyway. My toilet and I shared many intimate moments after that. I'm just extremely stupid or cheap, or both. Don't do it.

anonymous February 18 2005, 19:08:27 UTC

you look like someone i know...how old r u? what is your major?

coarpselord01 February 18 2005, 19:51:38 UTC

is that picture from "strange Brew"

i've never seen that movie, but everyone tells me it's funny.. but i'm not so sure if it will be.

i need new headphones. Mine are horrible things i stole from an airplane

yazmeen February 18 2005, 20:46:05 UTC

what is a sushi cookie dough and why do I not know of this?
or did you mean... you stole sushi AND cookie dough.
hummm

scab_eater February 19 2005, 18:09:45 UTC

ok im sorry. you can take the comma i left out and stick it up your butthole.

:)