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[scabbypants]

I've just applied for two jobs. One's in Antarctica, which I'm quite serious about. The other? Paranormal investigator! I'd get to wear one of those special ghost-hunting caps and walk around with one of those fancy rods that make beep beep noises when ghosts are nearby! And that's not all! If I get the paranormal investigator job, I could

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[tiajuanabible]

im so jealous!

[scabbypants]

I'm goin' places!

[morty_baby]

I am going to apply to be a dead body on CSI.

[scabbypants]

Once I entertained the idea of trying out for the role of one of those drunk extras teetering on the barstool, but then I realised you're not actually allowed to be drunk. Just have to play drunk. I thought, "what's the point?"

[scabbypants]

I thought aluminium foil was meant to block paranormal activity?

[plaidlightbulb]

holy craaaaaaap
and here i was excited about my big life change being moving into an apartment with windows and building bookshelves out of milkcrates!

[scabbypants]

Don't worry, my bookshelves are constructed from cement blocks and abandoned wood planks.

[poopalicious]

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

jeez.

jimmy's really gonna miss you.

[scabbypants]

I think Jimmy is my soul mate.