ugh

[scalpelcuts]

oi Lava Girl come collect your Shark Boy, he's done himself an injury by runnin into my fist a little

n lemme stop you lot before you fuckin start in on me: he came here. ain't my fuckin fault if he's lookin for fights when he can't win 'em.

there's a kitten here

he's nibblin my toes.

heh

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[vampqueen2u]

Doctor, I'll take the boy into my careful hands. He'll be delivered safely.

At probably a little less...foul in mood

Peace in exchange for the child. A fair trade, no?

[scalpelcuts]

uh
I unno I don' need your stupid spawn in here shoutin at me
don't fuckin care what happens to the kid but that ain't exactly peace if it'll just be exchangin one kinda fuss for another

[vampqueen2u]

Honestly, either way you'll be dealing with the brat's fussin' since he'll probably take sharp tooth here's side anyway, no matter who threw the first punch.

And, I could make it worth your while.

[scalpelcuts]

yeah you ain't wrong there, 'm sure I'm gonna get scolded for bruisin the poor ickle babykins. ugh.

hn
worth it how?

[metrovampyre]

...I don't care if he went there.

Worth. If he is hurt, I am never going to forgive you.

[scalpelcuts]

you're fuckin serious
he comes here in some ill-adfuckinvised attempt to rape me- his fuckin words- an' you're gonna make that my fault

y'know
fuck you

you can fuck right off
hope your boy has loads of fun with your vampire mum

n I hope you fuckin choke on your next meal.

[metrovampyre]

Yeah. Is my fucking bias showing? I don't give a shit why it happened. Just about him being okay. He's fucking 19, of course he's going to try to be tough shit, hurting him isn't fucking necessary.

Yeah, fuck you too, Worth.

I hope Adelaide sucks you dry and leaves you to rot.

[scalpelcuts]

right, the fuck was I thinkin, touchin your perfect precious twink. should've just let him stick his dick up my ass. can't imagine why the fuck that didn't cross my mind. cos obviously everyone's gaggin for it like you are.

he can pick all the fuckin fights he wants n you know I won't hit back but I ain't interested in screwin him or gettin screwed by him so if you can't get through his moron fuckin head that no means no then yeah, I'm going to fuckin fight him n no, I'm not gonna feel bad about it n also, no, I don't give a shit if you're pissed off about it

makes me think you're a goddamn moron, though, n that ain't somethin I usually think about you, so congratufuckinlations, you just managed to lose what tiny bit of respect for you I did fuckin have.

I don't wanna see your fuckin face any time soon or I'm smashin it in. you want food, ask Lamont or man the fuck up n bite someone. or starve to death, for all I fuckin care.

christ
fuckin seriously
will you look at what the fuck you are sayinn here I thought you were one