so yeah, I got a sister. n yeah, sometimes she gets me to do stupid shit.

if I did the damn thing I'm sure as fuck gonna post this somewhere so it ain't time wasted.

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you people do stupid shit when I ain't here.

do stupid shit when I am here too, though.

fuck, remind me why the hell I bother with any of you lot?

goin' out of town for a couple days. Hanna, try not to do anything too fuckin stupid, tall order I know. Connie, if you wanna bring that bed by 'm still here tonight or otherwise it'll wait til I get back, it ain't like I'm in a rush. Lamont, see if you can stop screwin teenyboppers long enough to remember to feed the fuckin cat ( Read more... )

fsfsh fuck

thsi thin gis
relly goddam dsrtactin

thign here http://neutralxe.net/esc/vision_play.html

that
doit
fgots

somenoe gimme a chesebuerger m huunhgry

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oi Lava Girl come collect your Shark Boy, he's done himself an injury by runnin into my fist a little

n lemme stop you lot before you fuckin start in on me: he came here. ain't my fuckin fault if he's lookin for fights when he can't win 'em.

there's a kitten here

he's nibblin my toes.

heh

can't get proper photographic evidence but I still think this's pretty fuckin conclusive


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right where the fuck did this thing come from n why'm I already friends with you pack of assholes?

what the fuck month is it

since when've I got a computerchrist I'm too sober for this shit, don't talk to me unless you've got whiskey or harder ( Read more... )

I only joined this place 'cos Hanna and his girlfriends wouldn't leave m'th'fuck alone 'til I got one.

Fuck off I ain't makin' this pretty or nythin'.