Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cody!

1. Apples are covered with a thin layer of cody.
2. Cody can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
3. A lump of cody the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
4. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil cody.
5. Only one person in two billion will live to be cody.

so apparently last night *my crazy drunken night* i apprently was outside with everyone while they were smoking.

i then proceeded to start throwing cigarettes at some old guy in a wheel chair.

so moral of the story.

if you're a cripple..dont be around me when im drunk or i'll throw things at you apparently :)

attn: my peeps in fort myers!

i desperatley need to borrow a video camera so i can make a video and send it to the real world auditions!! i'll let you come visit me if i get selected!!

this is an example of how ridiculous my life is ( Read more... )

out of 40 scratch off tickets i got for christmas.. i work $4.00 dollars and 5 tickets.

aint that a bitch.

im hoping i win 5,000 on the next ones i get

merry christmas to all my lovely friends on here :)

<3 <3 <3

i hate being fat

fuck this shit :(

i have a harry potter track jacket with buttons of draco, cedric, and krum and you dont

bitches

my moms buying me a vacation to los angeles for christmas!! thats the most fetch present ever.

yay!

hi there. theirs a thanksgiving party tonight at mcgregors grill and spirits!

if you're 21+ you should totally come cuz they have amazing drink specials.

$5 all you can drink bud or bud light draft. and $10 dollars all you can drink well liquor.

call me if you want to come.. its gonna be fetch!

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