i really want to become famous so i can meet moshzilla :)

<3

so i saw harry potter tonight. basically all they kept from the book was: there was a tri wizard tournament with the same champions..moody was an imposter...voldermort came back..and cedric died. everything else was silly. and their was no winky or dobby..fuck that ( Read more... )

all work and no play make cody tired and bitter.

bitches :)

all of you know how incredibly fetch i am.

well im even more fetch now.

why you ask? well because.

i get to meet Paul Walker in a month, bitches!

i know you're jealous

because hes gonna fall in love with me, we'll do a movie together and then get married.

you dont really want me to show ya
how a freak bitch act when i aint sober

im so gangsta it hurts. i hate my job like whoa. my favorite manager quit last night cuz of all the bullshit. it makes me sad.

i aint scared to take it off
tell a freak to take it offi really want to move back to los angeles like whoa. my life was so glamorous there, and ( Read more... )

i drink that cognac
step back cuz i might put it on ya

i hate my job. if any of yous knows of a place thats hiring that pays good holla at a playa :)

im so effing tired of hurricanes. their so ridiculous.

im sure theirs something the government can do about making them go away when they form.

like throwing a million pillows in the hurricane so if you get hit by them it wont hurt :)

my advice to all of you

never, under any circumstance, pick up a bum and try and help them get to wal*mart. it is a very bad idea. especially if you're drunk and don't have any better judgement

:( :( :(

i havent updated in a wee while.

nothing really good going on in my life worth writing about.

besides me being a drunk and a skank. yep.

jobs going good..i got promoted to doing banquets now. so yay.

vaginas are weird.

now i ain't sayin im a gold digga
but i aint messin with no broke nigga

i finally get a day off tomorrow, after like a year of working. im excited. im totally get sushi..for FREE!

get down cody, go head get down
get down cody, go head get down