Holly is actually more scared than me right now.  Which actually kinda scares me ( Read more... )

Why are there so many scary things, and not as many not scary things?

Ghosts are scary, and so are haunted houses.  Ghosts inside haunted houses are especially scary.

The election is exactly one month from today.  How scary.

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How does Donald Duck talk like that?  He's kind of scary.

I almost just choked on a jellybean.

13 is a scary number.  Which was how many entries I had until I wrote this one to make that number go away.

Go away, scary number.

Me, and Holly, and Chase went to see my mommy last weekend.  Which wasn't scary at all.

Except, it was.

Is there such a thing as red lightning?  If not, I think there was a UFO in the sky last night.  Very, very scary.