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I haven't had sex in 6 months? Really?

Last night I drank entirely too much alcohol. I puked all over my floor, bed and pillows until I somehow managed to call Cynthia who came over and got me a bowl. This morning I looked at the bowl and it was full of bile. Just bile. I still have no recollection of everything that happened after Sara danced on the piano in a feather boa while they ( Read more... )

Last night there were 14 bikes stacked up in my entryway and 12 of the funnest people sitting in my newly decorated living room, drinking PBR and watching Wayne's World. Summer is here ( Read more... )

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