My entire Halloween turned out to be a joke that ended in me almost punching Melissa and a dyke in the face, a lost ATM card, and lugging a 30 pack of PBR 5 blocks in four inch heels; among many other things. Oh well, try again next year.


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We had a huge rain storm last night that was out of control. I ended up rear-ending a guy in a new Honda Civic, his souvenier was a perfect imprint of my front license plate on his back bumper, screws included. Thankfully, my fine German automobile is a tank and didn't get a scratch. My wallet, however, is about to be mauled.


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