It is times like these when you really don't want to incorporate Huck Finn vocab. into 10-15 sentences ( Read more... )

Today the time and date aligned as 01:02 and 03 seconds on 04/05/06 ... and it will never align in that way again in our lifetimes.

I am SO BORED.

P.S. I named my new birthday fish Pookie.  It's a beta, so... It'll kick all your fishes asses.

I felt like crying today. The whole day. For no perticular reason.
And then, of course, I start crying at the most terrible time- in front of my Dad right after he gave me money to "buy something nice" for my birthday. Because nobody will actally be with me on my birthday. Ahhh.
I'm gonna go get a haircut.

Yesterday was one of my friends birthday. It was good times.

Anyway. We were driving, and I had just gotten a latte. I spilled it on myself. It went like this-
Me: Damn, I spilled my coffee. I have shitty hand-eye coordination.
Her: Me too! I always spill stuff.
Her, thoughtfully: I do have good mouth-penis coordination, though.
Me: *spills

ha. urbandictionary.com is fun to look up names in. Example:

Rachel:
This one really nifty girl who's funny, smart, & cute all at once.

A Rachel:
a horribly clumsy act, or to make a ridiculous scene

Also...

Rachel's boobs:
The greatest boobs there are around!!!!Omfg, I saw Rachels boobs and I came in my pants....

You Are 56% Open Minded
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Awww, my Dad is so sweet.  He just brought Joel and I Buster Bars from Dairy Queen- just as Joel and I were getting back from our own Dariy Queen run:) I think unexpected surprises are the best. Ha. Unexpected surprises. Oxymoron, baby.  
Alas, I'm gonna be up for a while finishing the Fitness Plan of DOOM.  Wellness makes me feel sad and empty ( Read more... )

va-jay-jay.

An example of crappiness ( Read more... )