kids. i dont know about it. it disturbs me when friends have kids and i dont know about it. then i do know about it and it disturbs me more. its stupid how people think because youre getting close to the thirties that you should be popping out some kids. how can i have kids when i feel like i want to do other things? what if i want to do other ( Read more... )

a few pros and cons of being a landscaper/grass cutter extrodinaire ( Read more... )

im distraught. when i opened up the cosmo magazine AND the instyle magazine i was devastated to find that the new looks are skinny jeans, LEGGINGS (with an "oversized sweater"), high waisted pants, and bubble dresses. im pretty sure i used to wear skinny jeans and leggings with sweaters when i was 10. fashion makes me feel old and out of place.

i will be really sad when laura moves to mexico. i will also be sort of jealous. but more sad than jealous.

you might die

birds look weird without arms.

i had a bad day.

the first part wasnt so bad. when i got off the plane in boston the airport was giant. of course im a moron and didnt tell matt and peter my flight number plus i have no cell phone so i couldnt find them anywhere. i borrowed two peoples cell phones (and its a miracle that i remembered matts phone number) and called them. finally found them on the ( Read more... )

oh dear god what next?

bill asked me what i wanted out of life and i feel disturbed that i dont know the answer to that.

my first crush was garth brooks my favorite chipmunk is simon i used to have curly hair i had the new kids on the block boardgame i liked to slide down stairs on my sleeping bag i read almost every single roald dahl book ever written i used to have a silk track suit when i was 8 i wanted to be a marine biologist i loved billy ray cyrus i owned a ( Read more... )