"#1 American Go-Go Fun Time"

What?!

WHERE IS MY HACKSAW DAMMIT! Am I just supposed to CHEW through these bars?!

*goes back to playing "Martha Stewart in jail" and decorating the cell with toilet paper roses*

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IMBRI!!!

Have a s'more or 12! And a CANDLE! (just don't eat the candle. It's not as tasty as the s'more)

I'm in the lab on a Sunday afternoon, because of these stupid cells that I have to take care of. Two sets of which managed to grow some fine, fine moldly filth over the weekend. It's really charming ( Read more... )

Books I Read Since I Last Posted About Books (The numbers are compiled from the list started last year. Yes, I really have read that many. Particularly Awesome, Recommended and Notable books will be highlighted in bold. )

1. A Perfect Red: Empire, Espionage and the Quest for the Color of Desire - Amy Butler Greenfield
2. High Five - Janet ( Read more... )

Sir William Herschel discovered it in 1781.

Make sure you get it to Happy Hour.

5pm, HSF1 Atrium

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Recently, the Chelsea Community Fair took place, and, as always, the Beauty Pageant took place.

Here are this year's contestants:

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What I *THOUGHT* the BBC 4am Broadcast Said:

"Older men are more likely to father children with old jizzim."

What the 4am BBC Broadcast *ACTUALLY* Said When I Heard It Repeated Later:

"Older men are more likely to father children with autism."

Note to self: Stop listening to news programs when half asleep.  Also, buy Q-tips.

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