People keep telling me to ignore you for a week or so and see what happens ( Read more... )

today was boring. I worked all day long making coffee. Ate some luch. And now I'm bored at home. SOme one come intertain me pleaze!

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I miss you, too.

So here's the plan to make myself comfortable in this foreign environment:

#1) Remove the shoes. And the work clothes.
#2) Turn the television on; it tends to make any environment more familiar.
#3) Concentrate on the cats for a while.
#4) Drink a good bit of whiskey.
#5) Call you once I get drunk enough to cry and carry on.
#6) Watch ( Read more... )

Amen
Brother Ben
Caught a goose
And shot a hen

So these three punked out young men walked into the coffee shop yesterday and were like, "We're lost and need a fix... and possibly directions."
It was so obvious they were in a band, so I sold them coffee and beignets.
Soon I found myself engaged in a delightful conversation with Carter Brown from ( Read more... )

It has come to my attention that I have no friends ( Read more... )

Life has gotten relatively predictable.

Texas has become increasingly appealing.
Jenni and I are growing apart.
Lindsay is stuck in Alexandria with a bunch of lunatics.
Tyler perpetually disappoints me; my standards for him are too high, I suppose.
And I'm out of whiskey.