Voicemail

[scary_jeff]

Are you there, mother? It's me, Jeffrey! Er, if you hear this, there's absolutely nothing going on and the Captain hasn't removed any further segments! [static] --reasts. Breasts. Breast-- [static] Oh. ...It's, it's still on, is it? I hate phoni--

Beep.

Comments

[stocksgrrl]

"...."

"...Uh, yeah. It's Turtle. I guess doing something after we're both done with work on Tuesday would be...okay. I'll stop by the Arms, then, and we'll crunch numbers and see what we come up with. I, uh, guess."

"...*muttering* regret thi---" *click*

[montecito_east]

"Hi Jeff, it's Mary. I just want to give you some warning that I'm taking it easy for a few days. I sorta had a little mishap over the weekend with a pre-historic creature and spend the last couple of days in the clinic, I think. I'm not quite sure what day it is today.

Anyway, if you need anything during your shift, just buzz my room or come upstairs."

[montecito_east]

"Jeff, this is Mary. Can you come by the hotel on Saturday so we can discuss your list of demands?"

[l1ttle_billy]

"Hey Jeff, it's Billy. Uh, I heard on the radio the other day that some folks tried to hurt your dog. I'm really sorry about that Man, they were on island to visit me. I have no excuse for them, I'm just sorry."

[itsjustlanguage]

"Umm, hi Jeff. This is Hoshi. I've got a nice suit and mask for you to wear to the masquerade tomorrow and you can drop by room 423 to pick them up."